I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
If Richard Gere can do it I can too
I get undressed,I start to lube
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube
Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me
Go, gerbil go
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out?
So now my Gerbils on easy street
It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
The situation is beyone my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole
I try crowbars, I try wires
I almost had him with a pair of pliars
I try cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting
Go, gerbil go
Jesus I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry fucker
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very very still
Now it's too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have commited gerbicide
Here's some advice
It's very clear cut
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
Don't stick him up and you put him in the end and he won't come out
Yeah
tiistai, 1. tammikuu 2008
Stephen Lynch - Gerbil
tiistai, 1. tammikuu 2008
Stephen Lynch - While You're Away
You say thats you're leaving but just for a day
The company wants you to fly to LA
So you leave me alone and i sit and i say
What will i do today
Today while you're away
I wil...
Sniff all your underwear
Dress in your clothes
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose
I know it's not easy
To leave me alone
But it's more fun
When you're not home
Yeah it's more fun when you're not home
The company wants you to fly to LA
So you leave me alone and i sit and i say
What will i do today
Today while you're away
I wil...
Sniff all your underwear
Dress in your clothes
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose
I know it's not easy
To leave me alone
But it's more fun
When you're not home
Yeah it's more fun when you're not home
tiistai, 1. tammikuu 2008
Stephen Lynch - Caught Me
came down to the breakfast table
felt like I could die
Tried so hard but wasn't able
to look you in the eye
For i'm feeling so much shame
yes i have brought disgrace
i can tell i've soiled my good name
by the look upon your face
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
talk to me dad
I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door
with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you dispise
like blood and guts and starvin kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
but I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had
Talk to me dad
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"
Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed
It's not that bad
When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so
it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty
But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
just because it was your bed
it's not that-
now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad
talk to me dad
felt like I could die
Tried so hard but wasn't able
to look you in the eye
For i'm feeling so much shame
yes i have brought disgrace
i can tell i've soiled my good name
by the look upon your face
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
talk to me dad
I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door
with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you dispise
like blood and guts and starvin kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
but I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had
Talk to me dad
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"
Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed
It's not that bad
When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so
it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty
But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
just because it was your bed
it's not that-
now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad
talk to me dad
sunnuntai, 2. joulukuu 2007
Can You Feel The Love Tonight-Elton John
sunnuntai, 2. joulukuu 2007
Lissut: Pissikset
Meikit täytyy aina olla kohdallaan
Ei meidän jengiin kato niin vaan tullakaan
Vaatteet aina uudet, ei kirppistä koskaan
Halpa-Halli kuteet on täyttä roskaa
Jos rööki sulle maistuu, on se plussaa vaan
Kovalta kun täytyy aina näyttää maailmaan
Hiukset täytyy tietty myös pitää kohdallaan
Ei sitä koskaan tiedä koska kundit kohdataan
Me ollaan pissiksii, hei kai sen nyt huomaa
Teini siskoksii ollaan ihkui ja nuorii
Pissiksii, hei ihailkaa meitä
Nipo hikarit meitä naurattaa
Kännykkä jos hukkuu se katastrofi on (IIK)
Nyt chatin ohi kun nukkuu, on olo onneton
Jos saldorajat paukkuu, en yöllä unta saa
Miten koulussa sut löydän jos en tekstareillakaan
Murheet irkissä mä jakaa muiden kanssa nyt voin
Suruhymiöitä sataa, mun chattisiskoiltain
Jutut pieniltä voi tuntuu, mut aatteleppa vain
Jos en mesessäkään puhua voi teinijuttujain
Me ollaan pissiksii, hei kai sen nyt huomaa
Teini siskoksii, ollaan ihkui ja nuorii
Pissiksii, hei ihailkaa meitä
Nipo hikarit, meitä naurattaa
Sano pee, sano ii, sano äs äs ii äs, pissis
Me ollaan pissiksii, hei kai sen nyt huomaa
Teini siskoksii, ollaan ihkui ja nuorii
Pissiksii, hei ziikatkaa meitä
Nipo hikarit, meitä naurattaa
*hali*
*klick*
*pusu*