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Stephen Lynch - Gerbil

2008-01-01T20:01:00+02:00

I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
If Richard Gere can do it I can too
I get undressed,I start to lube
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube

Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me

Go, gerbil go
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out?

So now my Gerbils on easy street
It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
The situation is beyone my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole

I try crowbars, I try wires
I almost had him with a pair of pliars
I try cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting

Go, gerbil go
Jesus I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry fucker
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very very still

Now it's too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have commited gerbicide
Here's some advice
It's very clear cut
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
Don't stick him up and you put him in the end and he won't come out
Yeah

Stephen Lynch - While You're Away

2008-01-01T19:38:00+02:00

You say thats you're leaving but just for a day
The company wants you to fly to LA
So you leave me alone and i sit and i say
What will i do today
Today while you're away
I wil...
Sniff all your underwear
Dress in your clothes
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose
I know it's not easy
To leave me alone
But it's more fun
When you're not home
Yeah it's more fun when you're not home

Stephen Lynch - Caught Me

2008-01-01T19:28:00+02:00

came down to the breakfast table
felt like I could die
Tried so hard but wasn't able
to look you in the eye

For i'm feeling so much shame
yes i have brought disgrace
i can tell i've soiled my good name
by the look upon your face

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
talk to me dad

I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door
with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you dispise
like blood and guts and starvin kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
but I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had
Talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"
Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed
It's not that bad

When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so
it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty
But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
just because it was your bed
it's not that-
now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad
talk to me dad

Can You Feel The Love Tonight-Elton John

2007-12-02T18:14:00+02:00

Lissut: Pissikset

2007-12-02T17:20:00+02:00

Meikit täytyy aina olla kohdallaan
Ei meidän jengiin kato niin vaan tullakaan
Vaatteet aina uudet, ei kirppistä koskaan
Halpa-Halli kuteet on täyttä roskaa

Jos rööki sulle maistuu, on se plussaa vaan
Kovalta kun täytyy aina näyttää maailmaan
Hiukset täytyy tietty myös pitää kohdallaan
Ei sitä koskaan tiedä koska kundit kohdataan

Me ollaan pissiksii, hei kai sen nyt huomaa
Teini siskoksii ollaan ihkui ja nuorii
Pissiksii, hei ihailkaa meitä
Nipo hikarit meitä naurattaa

Kännykkä jos hukkuu se katastrofi on (IIK)
Nyt chatin ohi kun nukkuu, on olo onneton
Jos saldorajat paukkuu, en yöllä unta saa
Miten koulussa sut löydän jos en tekstareillakaan

Murheet irkissä mä jakaa muiden kanssa nyt voin
Suruhymiöitä sataa, mun chattisiskoiltain
Jutut pieniltä voi tuntuu, mut aatteleppa vain
Jos en mesessäkään puhua voi teinijuttujain

Me ollaan pissiksii, hei kai sen nyt huomaa
Teini siskoksii, ollaan ihkui ja nuorii
Pissiksii, hei ihailkaa meitä
Nipo hikarit, meitä naurattaa

Sano pee, sano ii, sano äs äs ii äs, pissis

Me ollaan pissiksii, hei kai sen nyt huomaa
Teini siskoksii, ollaan ihkui ja nuorii
Pissiksii, hei ziikatkaa meitä
Nipo hikarit, meitä naurattaa

Kiss - I was made for loving you

2007-12-02T15:30:00+02:00

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do

Tonight I wanna give it all to you
In the darkness
Theres so much I wanna do
And tonight I wanna lay it at your feet
cause girl, I was made for you
And girl, you were made for me

I was made for lovin you baby
You were made for lovin me
And I cant get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

Tonight I wanna see it in your eyes
Feel the magic
Theres something that drives me wild
And tonight were gonna make it all come true
cause girl, you were made for me
And girl I was made for you

I was made for lovin you baby
You were made for lovin me
And I cant get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

I was made for lovin you baby
You were made for lovin me
And I can give it all to you baby
Can you give it all to me

Oh, cant get enough, oh, oh
I cant get enough, oh, oh
I cant get enough
Yeah, ha

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do

I was made for lovin you baby
You were made for lovin me
And I cant get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

Oh, I was made, you were made
I cant get enough
No, I cant get enough

I was made for lovin you baby
You were made for lovin me
And I cant get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

I was made for lovin you baby
You were made for lovin me
And I can give it all to you baby

Alice Cooper- poison

2007-12-02T15:24:00+02:00

Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not
Touch (dont touch)
I want to hold you but my senses
Tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too
Much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips
Are venomous poison
Youre poison running through my
Veins
Youre poison, I dont want to
Break these chains
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, Im caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat
I hear you calling and its needles
And pins (and pins)
I want to hurt you just to hear you
Screaming my name
Dont want to touch you but
Youre under my skin (deep in)
I want to kiss you but your lips
Are venomous poison
Youre poison running through my veins
Youre poison, I dont wanna
Break these chains
Poison
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not
Touch (dont touch)
I want to hold you but my senses
Tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too
Much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips
Are venomous poison
Youre poison running through my
Veins
Youre poison, I dont wanna
Break these chains
Poison
I want to love you but I better not
Touch (dont touch)
I want to hold you but my senses
Tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too
Much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips
Are venomous poison, yeah
I dont want to break these chains
Poison, oh no
Runnin deep inside my veins,
Burnin deep inside my veins
Its poison
I dontt wanna break these chains
Poison

you the one That I want- grease

2007-12-01T23:03:00+02:00

B: I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm losin' control.
'Cause the power
you're suplyin',
it's electrifyin'!

G: You better shape up,
'cause I need a man
and my heart is set on you.
You better shape up;
you better understand
to my heart I must be true.

Both: Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do.

Both: You're the one that I want.
(you are the one i want), o,o, oo, honey.
The one that I want.
(you are the one i want), o,o,oo, honey.
The one that I want
You,(you are the one i want), o,o, ooooo
The one I need.
Oh, yes indeed.

G: If you're filled
with affection
you're to shy to convey,
meditate in my direction.
Feel your way.

B: I better shape up,
'cause you need a man
G: i need a man
who can keep me satisfied.
B: I better shape up
if I'm gonna prove
G: you better prove
that my faith is justified.

B:Are you sure?
G:Yes, I'm sure down deep inside.

You're the one that I want.
(you are the one i want), , o,o, oo, honey.

The one that I want.
(you are the one i want), , o,o,oo, honey.
The one that I want
(you are the one i want), , oo, oo
are what I need.
Oh, yes indeed.

savage garden - Truly madly deeply

2007-12-01T22:59:00+02:00

I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish
I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope
I'll be your love
Be everything that you need.
I love you more with every breath
Truly madly deeply do..
I will be strong I will be faithful
'Cos I'm counting on a new beginning.
A reason for living.
A deeper meaning.

Chorus
I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me...

Verse 2
And when the stars are shining brightly
In the velvet sky,
I'll make a wish
Send it to heaven
Then make you want to cry..
The tears of joy
For all the pleasure and the certainty.
That we're surrounded
By the comfort and protection of..
The highest power.
In lonely hours.
The tears devour you..

Chorus
I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever,
Until the sky falls down on me...

Bridge
Oh can't you see it baby?
You don't have to close your eyes
'Cos it's standing right before you.
All that you need will surely come...

I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish
I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope
I'll be your love
Be everything that you need.
I'll love you more with every breath
Truly madly deeply do...

Chorus
I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever,
Until the sky falls down on me...

Don`t say that you love me- M2M

2007-12-01T22:26:00+02:00

VERSE 1
     Got introduced to you by a friend
     You were cute and all that
   Baby you set the trend, yes you did oh
    The next thing I know we're down at the cinema
    We're sitting there, you start kissing me*
    What's that about?

VERSE 2

        You're moving too fast, I don't understand you
        I'm not ready yet, baby I can't pretend
        No I can't
       The best I can do is tell you to talk to me
       It's possible, eventual
       Love will find a way
       Love will find a way...

          CHORUS
       Don't say you love me
      You don't even know me
      If you really want me
     Then give me some time
     Don't go there baby
     Not before I'm ready
     Don't say your heart's in a hurry
     It's not like we're gonna get married
     Give me, give me some time

             VERSE 3
     Here's how I play, here's where you stand
     Here's what to prove to get any further than where it's been
     I'll make it clear, not gonna tell you twice
     Take it slow, you keep pushing me
     You're pushing me away
     Pushing me away...

    CHORUS

        BRIDGE
   Don't say you love me
    You don't even know me baby…

      Baby don't say you love me, baby
      Give me some time...

      CHORUS x 3

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